Say what?

Losing It

I’ve been on holiday for four days now, and in that short space of time it’s been made abundantly clear to me that I am, in fact, weird. How do I know that I’m weird? Because people say stuff like this to me:

“Half a packet of bacon? For breakfast??” Yes. And tomorrow, the other half.

“Gross, how can you eat 70% Lindt??” Um, you put it in your mouth and you chew?

“Doesn’t everything taste like coconut?” No, no it doesn’t.

“What’s a burpee?” Imagine the worst pain you’ve ever felt, multiply it by 100, and still you are nowhere near close to the sheer horror that is the burpee.

“No but seriously, what’s a burpee?” Ok well you start on all fours and then you throw your legs out and then you pull them back in and then…you know what, never mind.

 

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